The first segment of the Tites saga is now available for reading. (Pictures not currently available.)
Once upon a
time there was a cauldron located in a place called the Cokoroll. The Cokoroll
was an ancient jungle. Out of that cauldron, 15,000 years ago, came the
greatest warrior of four nations, called Tites.
Soon after,
six more people came out of the cauldron to be his brothers. Since he was their
oldest brother, and they had no Mom or Dad, he named them. He named them
Greentes, Lites, Bites, Fierce One, Zites, and Smites.
Immediately,
when all seven got out, Fierce One was enemies with his oldest brother. He
wanted to take over his oldest brother. He did not approve of his skill. So he
struck him with the mace -- that he just happened to have -- right on the
cheek.
For the
first time, they ventured outside the Cokoroll jungle to begin their
adventures. So first, they tramped through a mud puddle. And then through a
meadow. Until they came to a cave.
But when
they went into the cave, they got a big surprise. There was a fire-breathing
cat in the cave. (Its name was not “fire-breathing cat,” but “Hempsen.”)
So, Zites
stepped forward to kill the fire-breathing cat. But first, before that, Tites
said, “No, wait, I’d like to experiment with its fire, and I will mix it with
some water I saved from the cauldron.” So he mixed it, and it smelled very,
very good. So he drank a little. And then, once again, Fierce One tried to
strike him, and hit him right in the hair. But Tites was not harmed.
Tites said,
“I think this is some sort of impenetrable potion.” So they let the
fire-breathing cat live, and they continued on their journey. (They brought a
thousand jugs with them.)
They were
marching through a stone mound and they came out the other side. Tites walked
right through a castle’s open drawbridge. He and his men decided to move in and
live there.
When they
went inside, they saw a statue that looked like a yak with a cape and a sword.
Suddenly, it moved and said, “I am the Caped Yak Master! Go away, or I will
slay you to bits!” Tites said, “We’ll see about that.” He leapt on the Yak
Master, wrenched off a horn and slashed his throat. The Yak Master surrendered.