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Carol: Have you been following the speed skating thing?
Whit: Some, not much. I have more important things to do, like read this kind of bilious unredeemable hilarity. -
Carol: You gotta see this outfit. Worse than anything in figure skating.
Whit [in kitchen, pouring Tecate on a lime wedge and making chocolate graham crackers with peanut butter]: I'm expecting to see ostrich plumes.
Carol: You'll see.