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Breakfast

Dad: Do not kerplunk the apple on the table.

Joe: I am only kerplunking the apple in my hand.

Where does he get this?

Dad: Eat your carrots.

Joe: [turns to look into living room] What carrots? What carrots do you mean? There are carrots moving out the door. There are carrots dancing on the window. What more could you ask for? A whole town of carrots?

See, it's the ramming and the leaping

Dad: "No, no, no, you cannot pretend to be a mountain sheep right now. No, no, no."

Annals of Discipline #2

Dad: "If you can't eat while you talk, we won't let you talk while you eat."
Mom: [eyebrow]